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Who better to give you advice on dating than a introvertive vocalist who spends his free time playing video games and drawing stupid blogs?
Like to shop? Enjoy spending time and money on crap? Like eating stupid foods and watching pre-teens pretend they're attractive? Well don't read this awesome blog.
"Gradual Growth" isn't just a personal problem.December 2nd 2013, 12:00 AM
Those MFC Travel Mugs are completely restocked and available for your ordering pleasure. Yes, pleasure. Inputting your credit card info will create a euphoria rivaled only by orgasmic heroine injections. The MFC Ceramic Mugs are currently sold out and will be restocked soon-ish.
I'm also working on more apparel that I have firm belief will decorate your upper body meat with insatiable juicy sex appeal. Hmm. The marketing wording I just used may have backfired, leaving an impression that the shirts will arrive damp and smelly, but they won't. They'll be nice, new and filled with four large holes for your head, arms, and torso.
Much better. Right?
I've mentioned that I AM working on blogs, right? I did. The last blog was put up... oh crap, August 2012.
Hey! Look! Did you see this funny comic! Let me direct your attention away from my flaws! YES! It's working!
That's all for now. I'm enjoying the land of deep dish pizza, veggie-covered hot dogs, and funny midwestern accents with my new locale.
Too many to post!
I'll doodle you!